### SPECIAL OFFER -- TODAY ONLY ###

Today only from 1700 UTC through until 2100 UTC, your Synaptic Impairment (SI) will be gone 9 times quicker!

Why not go and take that Venture Warp holiday you've always dreamed of! Why not go explore and travel more? Now's your chance with SI gone 9 times faster! Don't be stuck overlaiden straight after GR'ing, get on your way quicker! 

Now live on Titan until 2100 UTC tonight!

"Sex, drugs and rock & roll. Freedom begins when you can do what you want!"